(Entering the office of a coworker. Engineer is there, sees me and tries to immediately leave)
Me: Wait. I have a question. How come every time you see me you run away in fear, leaving a little puddle of pee?
Engineer: I do not!
Me: You just did!
Engineer: No! I have to go somewhere.
Me: You're not going anywhere. Not until you clean up that puddle of pee...
Engineer: *storms out*
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