Engineer: it's fixed and we're ready to turn it on.
Me: Did you level the cylinders perfectly?
Engineer: Do you think I'm stupid?
Me: you're an engineer, right?
Engineer: yes.
Me: so you're familiar with the scientific method?
Engineer: of course.
Me: well, based on initial data I've constructed a hypothesis. I'll continue to test that hypothesis. Then I'll analyze that data and draw a conclusion and communicate to you the results. But right now, all indications of my scientific analysis indicate that yes, you're stupid.
Engineer: you're such an asshole.
Me: thank you. So did you level those cylinders or not?
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